WordPress & Google Ads Services

Welcome to Chastain Sites: Where WordPress Wizardry Meets Google Ads Greatness!

Ahoy there, digital adventurer! I’m Barney Chastain, your friendly neighborhood web guru, and Google Ads genius. Think of me as the Indiana Jones of the internet – always ready to rescue your website from the Temple of Doom (or at least from page 2 of Google search results). Based in the land of 10,000 lakes (that’s Minneapolis, MN, for you out-of-towners), I’m on a mission to make the web a better place, one site at a time.

What’s in my magical toolbelt, you ask?

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Barney Chastain

🌟 WordPress Wonderment:

I’ll build you a site so slick, even your competitors will secretly admire it. From migration to management, I’ve got you covered:

  • Custom WordPress design that’ll make your brand pop
  • Lightning-fast load times (because ain’t nobody got time for slow sites)
  • Ironclad security to keep the bad guys out
  • Daily backups (because stuff happens)
  • Easy-peasy content management (so you can blog like a boss)

🚀 Google Ads Sorcery:

I’ve got conversion rates that’ll make your accountant do a happy dance:

  • A whopping 93% conversion rate for a motorcycle shipping company (vrooom!)
  • 18% click-through rate for a mobile vet (that’s pawsome!)
  • 60-cent cost-per-click for audiophile product ads (music to your ears!)

 

🔍 SEO Superpowers:

I’ll help your site climb the rankings faster than a caffeinated squirrel up a tree:

  • Keyword research that hits the bullseye
  • On-page optimization that makes search engines swoon
  • Local SEO to put you on the map (literally)

🛠️ Software Support Sorcery:

From A2 Hosting to Zoom, I’ve got the magic touch with all sorts of business apps:

  • Website hosting and management
  • E-commerce solutions
  • Google Workspace wonders
  • And a whole lot more!

 

But wait, there’s more! I’m not just a tech whiz – I’m also:

  • A nature photographer (I make lichens look sexy)
  • A cat whisperer (I have two feline overlords)
  • A communication ninja (I translate tech-speak into human)
  • A proud Spanish & World Religions graduate (¡Hola, multicultural savvy!)

 

Don’t believe the hype? Check out what my happy clients are saying:

  • “Barney’s the consummate professional… And he answers his phone. (!)” – Marcus C.
  • “I am truly a Barney BACKER!” – Shawna P.
  • “Barney was fabulous, all around, in many different ways.” – Randy B.

 

Why choose Chastain Sites?

  • 20+ years of experience wrangling the wild web
  • Clear, jargon-free communication (unless you’re into that sort of thing)
  •  Transparent billing (no surprise fees hiding in the digital bushes)
  • A passion for helping businesses grow (I’m like plant food for your online presence)
  • 100% virtual availability (I’m always just a click or call away)


Ready to take your online presence from “meh” to “magnificent”? Let’s chat! I promise I won’t bore you with wonky tech gibberish – unless that’s your thing, in which case, let’s get wonky!

Schedule a free 30-minute consultation, and let’s make some internet magic happen! Together, we’ll turn your digital dreams into a reality that’s more impressive than a cat playing a keyboard while solving a Rubik’s cube.

Don’t let your website be a wallflower at the digital dance. Let’s tango with technology and cha-cha to the top of the search results!