Ahoy There, Digital Adventurer!
I’m Barney Chastain, your friendly neighborhood WordPress guru. Think of me as the Indiana Jones of the internet – always ready to rescue your website from the Temple of Doom (or at least from page 2 of Google search results).
Based in the land of 10,000 lakes (that’s Minneapolis, MN), I’ve spent 20+ years helping small business owners navigate the wild web without drowning in tech jargon.
What makes working with me different
I’m a solo practitioner (the person you talk to is the person who does the work)
No confusing tech-speak (unless you’re into that sort of thing)
Honest advice about what your business actually needs
A passion for helping small businesses grow
WordPress Services That Solve Real Problems
WordPress Troubleshooting & Optimization
- Diagnose and fix frustrating WordPress issues
- Speed up painfully slow loading times
- Resolve plugin conflicts that break your site
- Recover from WordPress update disasters
WordPress Development
- Custom WordPress designs that convert visitors
- User-friendly content management systems
- E-commerce implementation and optimization
- Migration from outdated platforms
WordPress Security & Maintenance
- Daily security monitoring and threat prevention
- Automated backups with 30-day retention
- Core, theme, and plugin updates management
- Emergency support when things go sideways
Google Ads Management (Premium Add-On)
- Strategic campaign setup and optimization
- Conversion tracking implementation
- Geographic and demographic targeting
- 99.8% cost-per-conversion reduction
Small Business Success Stories
Charter Fishing Company
- Challenge: Generic Google site with poor visibility
- Solution: Custom WordPress with strategic SEO
- Result: 405% increase in organic search traffic
LGBT Center
- Challenge: Outdated platform limiting functionality
- Solution: WordPress migration with integrated systems
- Result: Domain Authority improved from 0 to 22 points
Global Loudspeaker Distributor
- Challenge: Wasted ad spend with few conversions
- Solution: Strategic Google Ads restructuring
- Result: Cost per conversion reduced from $163.47 to $0.30
Schedule a Discovery Call
Ready to improve your online presence but not sure where to start?
This initial 30-minute consultation is your first step toward digital clarity.
What to expect:
- A friendly, jargon-free conversation about your digital presence
- Initial assessment of your website performance and online marketing
- Identification of your most pressing technical issues
- Clear recommendations for next steps
- Guidance on which specialized service would benefit you most
After our call, I’ll follow up with resources tailored to your situation and, if appropriate, a link to schedule a more specialized consultation focused on WordPress optimization, Google Ads strategy, technical SEO, or emergency recovery.
Please have the following information ready:
- Your current website URL
- Basic access information (domain registrar, hosting provider)
- Any specific goals or deadlines you’re working toward
There is no obligation after this initial consultation—just practical advice from a digital professional specializing in helping small businesses and nonprofits succeed online.
Is Your WordPress Site Causing You Headaches?
Transform your WordPress website from a source of frustration into a powerful business asset. In this focused strategy session, we’ll identify performance bottlenecks, security vulnerabilities, and missed opportunities—all explained in plain English. During our 1-hour session, you’ll gain:
- A clear assessment of your current WordPress setup
- Actionable recommendations prioritized by business impact
- Plain-English explanations of technical issues
- A roadmap for WordPress improvements tailored to your goals